LOL OMG, I know. I don't know, it just... doesn't seem... the same as in Chicago. I mean, maybe you didn't do a good enough job impressing them on me, but like in Chicago, they are KING. KING I tells ya.
WTF. Your city isn't even big enough for all those neighbourhoods. I'm like, totally going to go there and call myself a neighbourhood. I swear some of those neighbourhoods have to be like, a city block.